atenfana:

Twelve times a year -_-

atenfana:

Twelve times a year -_-

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

so i just found out that the top hat thing was an april fool’s day prank……….

and i didnt even….I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. WHEN I HEARD IT WAS A PRANK I WAS JUST LIKE

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN UGH IM GOING TO A CORNER BAI

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

lanactrlaltdelrey: