Anonymous asked: i would tell u a gay joke, butt fuck it.
i loled a lot, but really…enough please.
Anonymous asked: what do you call it when an old man explodes? grandpop.
what type of currency do they use in outer space
Fuck.I literally just threw my phone
i just fucking facepalmed so hard
Anonymous asked: what did sarabi say to simba when he was walking too slow? Mufasa.
moment of silence for this guy’s status updates